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FLYING WITH A CAT

Wednesday, December 31, 2008 0 comments
I spend a lot of my life on airplanes. After a while it becomes second nature and like most of the jets I travel on, I'm on auto-pilot. Packing takes 10 minutes. I know what part of the parkade is closest to which airline, where not to buy coffee, the security or customs line that moves quickest. I also know some travel dates, like those around Christmas, can be fraught with unexpected complications and delays. Eventually even...
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THE CHRISTMAS CONCERT

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 0 comments
Every Prairie primary school I attended pretty much shut down on the first of December. Christmas holidays never officially started until a couple of days before Christmas. But while a few of the teachers went through the motions of teaching history or math, most of the rest and all of us kids were otherwise pre-occupied with one thing -- The Christmas Concert. In the towns where I lived the bible...
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SHARING A CUP OF CHRISTMAS CHEER

Sunday, December 21, 2008 0 comments
When I was a kid, we were taught that Canada had the world's largest supply of fresh water. We had something like 3 million lakes and endless rivers clear enough to drink from even if your mom didn't think it was a good idea.And while Wikipedia now insists the "Most Fresh Water" resides in Brazil with Russia, China and Canada close behind, it's hard to find a tourist poster for the country that doesn't still feature pristine lakes,...
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LAZY SUNDAY # 51: THE THEATRE EXPERIENCE

Saturday, December 20, 2008 0 comments
We're gonna do things a little different this Sunday. Video first and then Jim's little sermon. And I can't exactly show the video either. That's because it's not in an embeddable format in the only place I can find it. It's also a commercial as well as technically NSFW and in the spirit of the season, we're trying to stay "family-friendly" as well as fiercely independent here at the Legion.So go here first and then come right...
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THE HIGHWAY OF HEROES

Friday, December 19, 2008 0 comments
Last Spring, a freeway near me was renamed "The Highway of Heroes". It was a special designation recognizing a 100 mile ribbon of asphalt running from Trenton, Ontario to downtown Toronto. This is the route taken when Canadian soldiers who have made the ultimate sacrifice in Afghanistan are returned home.Military protocol requires the bodies of our fallen be flown to CFB Trenton, where their families have been gathered to receive...
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A DESPERATE LACK OF X-RAY VISION -- Pt.1

Thursday, December 18, 2008 0 comments
According to people who study such things, times of great social upheaval give rise to the creation of super-heroes. When we are overwhelmed by world events and personal circumstances we seek escape and look for someone with special powers who might better grapple with what we're facing. What I start to look for when I see the world going to hell in the proverbial hand basket is what wrong turns we made that got us here and how...
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LAZY SUNDAY # 50: THE BLACK HOLE

Sunday, December 14, 2008 0 comments
My apologies for the lack of activity around here last week but I've been sicker than a dog. And in my case, that analogy is particularly accurate. Because when I get sick I act exactly like this old dog I used to own. I crawl into a dark little hole until whatever the problem is has worked its way through the system. His spot was under the porch. Mine's somewhere beneath a Duvet with the drapes drawn.Every...
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LAZY SUNDAY # 49: FLYING BEARS

Sunday, December 7, 2008 0 comments
There are some things embedded in any culture that speak volumes about the places they come from.Once you've experienced Mexico's "Day of the Dead" or stood amid the smoke from pyres along the Ganges, you look at your own mortality much differently.Brits may cringe at "Coronation Street" and Aussies grimace at the suggestion they "put another shrimp on the barbie", but the flavor of "The Rover's Return" still resides in every...
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MAKING GOOD USE OF A TIME OUT

Friday, December 5, 2008 0 comments
They didn't have "time outs" when I was a kid. You just got spanked/yelled at/grounded/whatever and life went on.We've been through a pretty rancorous week in this country. Not quite Brother on Brother stuff, but friendships have been strained, trust fractured and feelings definitely hurt. And much as I'm no fan of the Monarchy, I'm kinda glad the Queen had a local BFF who sorted through all the arguments...
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PROLONGING A CULTURE OF DEFEAT

Thursday, December 4, 2008 0 comments
If you need any further evidence that our lives are run by trolls, just watch any newscast out of Ottawa this week. My God people! Maybe the Prime Minister we've got is an ill-tempered, ideological bore and not the best guy to be running this country. But these other guys....Gilles Duceppe -- a man who hates Canada!Jack Layton -- a man who hates the free enterprise system!And Stéphane Dion -- a man...
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WHERE ARE THE CLIENTS' YACHTS?

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 0 comments
In 1885, William R. Travers, prominent New York businessman and builder of Saratoga Race Track, was taken out for lunch by a Wall Street broker anxious to impress him and win his business. The broker took Travers to a nearby marina to show off his yacht and those of the other brokers who worked for his firm. The businessman looked down the line of beautiful craft and asked, "Where are the clients' yachts?".The broker didn't have...
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